life is so bad ass i can hardly even stand it.

I'd do it.

Three cheers for those who travel halfway across the country for booty.
Good luck, girl.

but seriously.

i think it's perfectly acceptable for a rock star to turn down a night out with thirty-five italian men in business suits for a glass of pinot noir at home.

agree or disagree?

Anyone else feel like the only person in a three hundred mile radius who is not eating broccoli on the regular?

having consistent sex dreams will lead to making out with random dudes in bars.

booty out.

M.I.A.

Where are my rock stars at?

I'm fairly sure that my rock stars have been active all over the place as of late. Shit, there was almost a house fire due to rock star-related activity, and New Year's Eve was created specifically for rock stars.

My rock star status is "student with a full-time job" so my stories from here on out are going to be mild (at best). Uh, I drank five beers with a Chicago rock star yesterday at a family restaurant? We talked about vulgar things and sticking it to the man pretty loudly? Weak.

I'm especially looking at you post-college rock stars: I expect nothing short of the fantastic from you.

it is sitting in the living room. that forrest greeen chair tthat i want to fuck like an animal. i took you out of the wild and brought you back to life in the labratory and videotaped you for all to see. i will write about you someday and what you do to everyone. i don't know how you got here. did you walk? did someone carry you on their back through the rough torain of duluth minnesota. i think you're crazy the way you are so brave i hope someday to be just like you i want to walk like you talk like you too.