Welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, drunk and sober, this is the brand new Perfect Duluth Drunk.

This is for those who want to remember things they otherwise would not be able to.

This is for those who are struck by sudden inebriated inspiration to write a haiku.

This is for those who had the best night out at the Red Star. Blackwoods. Pizza Luce. RT Quinlan's. The Brewhouse. Sir Benedict's. The Reef. Carmody's. The Pioneer. The Twins Bar. Superior. Minneapolis. Buttfuck, WI. Their basement. Their backyard. Anywhere.

This is for those who have a story to tell. Beers, shots, mixed drinks, wine, or straight liquor -- let the world know. Tell your boozy tales. Tell them drunk, sober, or hung over -- just tell them.

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The only rule here at Perfect Duluth Drunk is that you are not allowed to edit your posts once sober -- what goes up drunk, stays up drunk.

So let the drinking begin. Cheers.